I have a great personality

Just kidding. 

dynamitewitha-laserbeam:

harmonic-motion:

saywhat-politics:

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“Fuck your wall.” - Stephen King

“Do something good for once

This is why I stan him and will fight all haters.

(via r10t3r)

rlmjob:
“ call the police immediately
”

justwritingscibbles:

greedyagain:

taysweetbae:

phantoms-lair:

occupyvenus:

sexylibrarian1:

anxiousnerd:

flyme-toneverland:

submissivefeminist:

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

(via bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch)

seavapor:

idlu:

wait a second im sexy

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

(Source: flock, via giggle)

dankestmemestealer:
“Happy Birthday to my boy!🎉🎉🎉
”

teenagerposts:

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

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(via ktrivia)